The Bone in Podcast

In our funniest episode yet, Dan hates on words, and Mel talks about her miserable airport experience, and J-Roc has an issue with calling dogs children.  

Science and sport go together like politicians and pedophiles, because every competition is better with data. In fact, it was this bond that led to the creation of “the stat”, with categories ranging from the obvious to the obscure. RBIs, sacks, shots on goal, completion percentage, whip. Science not only gives competitors a barometer with which to measure past performances, but also helps conceptualize the task at hand. The science is in, and for Melinda, well it’s not great.

In our second look at competitive eating, we talk about some of the nation's biggest eating competitions and scope out Mel's first competition entry. We'll also take a look at one very impressive eater who's taking the world of competitive eating by storm!! 

In today's episode we talk about Ann Bush and her pushy sales tactics. Mel has a problem but we're not really sure what. Dan reveals his hatred for humankind while Reese reveals a whole lot more!!!

There is an intersect of note where unusual human ability meets a desire to awe and impress. For some this is a display of athletic prowess. In other cases this may be a demonstration of creativity or musical talent. For a select few, this is simply just eating.  Luckily for us, both as producers of this podcast and as humankind in general, there’s a great deal of entertainment witnessing this grotesque act. This is so compelling, in fact, there’s a long, storied tradition of publicly viewing of those ingesting ungodly amounts of…..whatever.

Heroes are never born, they’re made. They’re hardened by austerity, roused by doubt, and consecrated by victory. This was something that 1970s Hollywood understood well. Find a reluctant commoner, pair them with a coach, and set them off on a seemingly impossible endeavor. This is the blueprint for creating a hero, and a multi-million-dollar Hollywood blockbuster. If our ordinary protagonist wishes to become the heroin, she must follow the steps laid out by Hollywood’s greatest hero, Rocky.

In this episode, we introduce our "Bone to Pick" segment where we pick at the trivial things that drive us crazy. Tune in to hear our gripes on do it yourselfers, sandwiches, and.....hobbit dildos? 

Technology has impacted all corners of human existence. It’s eradicated a litany of once deadly diseases, brought fresh food and water to loads of people across the globe, and redefined the meaning of convenience. In fact, humans equipped with the power of technology have reshaped the earth, quite literally. Why then, when technology removes the useless bone from the chicken wing, do some troglodytes cling to the primitive methods of extracting chicken from the bone? Is it the final lunge of a dying stone age instinct? Is It an active rejection of technological advance? Who better to ask than those who still willingly tongue away at these chicken bones.

There's nothing more American than an eating competition. For an American mother of two setting out to capture fame, an eating competition is the obvious path towards notoriety. America is also a land of ignorance. So it was only fitting that her chosen food was one smothered in a sauce named for a commonly mis-identified species. In plainest terms, buffalo chicken wings. The how being obvious, the only remaining question is the why. Understanding that requires an introductory podcast episode.